Luann by Greg Evans for January 30, 2011
"Why Gravity is Important" by Tiffany Farrell Tiffany says, "If we didn't have gravity, then we wouldn't need to buy any makeup that 'lifts' or shampoo that adds bounce or shoes that put a spring in your step or bras that - you know. So gravity is important because it keeps the fashion industry in business. Thank you" Mr. Fogarty says, "Ok, not even close to the assignment, yet perfectly reasonable within your odd frame of reference..." Tiffany says, "Whatever. Do I get an A?"