Luann by Greg Evans for October 09, 2009
Elwood says, "Hey, Darlin'!" Luann says, "Elwood! I was going to call you after work. We need to talk." Elwood says, "I'm here to talk." Reader Leader Luann says, "Ok, your proposal was very sweet. The dinner, the music - amazing! But?I can't keep this ring. It wouldn't be right" Luann says, "Maybe walmart will give you a refund." Elwood says, "Walmart? This is a 2.5-carat diamond, y'know. Cost me $15,000!"