Luann by Greg Evans for October 24, 2007
"...Next, the trick-or-treaters go through bats, past a mummy and a corpse and, finally, Dracula gives 'em their candy!" "You're gonna build this in your living room?" "Yup. Whadda ya think?" "She's a girl. She thinks it's stupid and immatu-" "You need more blood. Order a case of ketchup. And get pea soup - I make great fake vomit. We'll also need lots of spaghetti for guts and olives for eyeballs..."