Luann by Greg Evans for September 09, 2003
"..The Zane/Crystal thing made Bernice jealous so she kissed Gunther, asked him out and told Delta all about it, but not ME." "Naturally, I was furious at Bernice for dating Gunther and mad at Delta for siding with Bernice. So now Bernice and Delta and I aren't speaking." "And apparently, none of this is as important as I think it is."