Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 12, 2000
Transcript:
Miss Phelps opens her apartment door to show in Mr. Fogarty. She is dressed in holiday clothes. He says, "Holiday salutations, Miss Phelps." She responds, "Likewise, Mr. Fogarty. Do come in." Mr. Fogarty says, "Don't you look festive." Miss Phelps says, "Thank you. I love this season. The lights, the music, the mistletoe...". She looks up at the mistletoe on her ceiling. She puckers her lips under the mistletoe, but Mr. Fogarty walks on, sniffing and saying, "Mmm! Something's cooking!"
No, Fogarty, NO!