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Luann by Greg Evans for December 05, 1999
Luann: Dad, this article says that teens earned 916 more this year than last year. So why didn't I get an allowance increase? Dad: you did. Dad: I tied your weekly RPM to the gross adjusted insulation index. Added an 1896 schedule 40 PVC connector. Rolled that into a rear differential plan and factored in a full extension channel lock. So you're all set. Luann: oh. Well, ok... Dad: good communication skills are critical to successful parenting. Mom: Whose success are we referring to?
Frank, that was absolute nonsense.