Luann by Greg Evans for August 12, 1999
Bernice walks into Weenieworld and says to Luann who is at the register:"I can't believe you work here, Luann! How much discount do I get?" Luann says:"Roughly zero" Bernice looks angry and says:"What, you can't give your best friend a deal?" Luann says:"No, Bernice you gonna order or not?" Bernice walks off angry and says:"I guess not!" Luann screams:"Well, fine!" Luann walks towards Brad and says:"Gimme that Broom, we're tradin' jobs"