Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 10, 1991

Transcript:

Luann: Dear diary: why do females do 12 things in one hour. And males take 12 hours to do one thing? Mom: The holiday season's coming up and everything gets hectic, so I want to go over everyone's schedule to make sure I've got it all on the calendar. Mom: Okay, Brad-you have football practice ever weekday til 5 and games each Saturday afternoon, right? Brad: Except a night game on the 23rd. Also, team photos on the 21st. Mom: 21st, ok. Brad: now, Luann, I've got your dermatologist on the 25th, orthodontist on the 30th and your hair on the 19th. Luann: and Delta's party on the 29th. Luann: Also, do you have the talent show tryouts and home coming dance? Mom: Yup, 18th and 23rd. Ok, I have a doctor's visit next Tuesday, lunch with Ann on the 21st, bake sale on the 24th and Puddles vet appointment on the 26th. And I Guess that's it. Luann: Did you notice that there's one person totally missing from this schedule? Dad: Put me down the change the furnace some Saturday. Luann: Oooo! Mr. Busy! Brad: Ease up, Dad! Mom: Is one day enough?