Mega awkward!! oof
Smooth move, Dude.
So she does have some experience to know what it is and it’s use.
“And thus endeth the date…”
She’s going to say you were being presumptuous and she’s right. I’d demand to be taken home right now. And no stops on the way!
Smooth move Exlax.
“Because you never know” ~ Duane Dibley ~ Red Dwarf
He’ll be lucky if she doesn’t demand he pay for her taxi ride home… DATE OVER MAN!!!
Brad needs to do what George Costanza did in one episode of Seinfeld called “The Opposite”: “if every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right” . Things turned out well for George in that episode.
I’m actually pretty shocked this one got past the censors of 1980-something. I mean, it was pretty shocking when Luann had her first period, wasn’t it?
Oh…she finally got his name right
The situation brought his name to her attention. Will the date continue or is it over and out? We will see tomorrow. Stay tuned!
I could see only one way out that might save face. Say he was so excited to go out he mentioned it to his dad, he got serious and gave him ‘the talk’, and he insisted Brad have the, ahem, on him. TMI?
Brad won’t be “moving” Heaven & Earth any time soon.
…can’t WAIT to see where this goes…
Aren’t they standard issue with wallets? That would have been my answer.
$12 for two? Today you’d be lucky to get one into a movie at that price. And, speaking of getting only one into a movie…
“It may sound presumptuous, but…hey…with $12 spent - only half of which is me - it seemed reasonable to expect some gratitude here. But if you pushed it, I’m not ready to be a father or catch whatever diseases you may have picked up, but I also don’t want to hurt your feelings by turning you down. It would be rude.”
Tell the truth, man. It’s your only way out… maybe.
Probably a “french envelope”, to be quaint. Don’t carry them in your wallet. Body heat degrades latex. There is no point in using one that leaks.
He should have gotten the one “ribbed for her pleasure”
May 24, 2016