Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 23, 2022

They tried to make one that pointed north, but it was in vane.

Dude, the bear was white.

You’re so vain!

These vanes may be great as souvenirs. But there is only one place where the directions on them would be true – and that is exactly at the North Pole.

Dave B needs a new direction in life.

There is a publication that we used when we flew. It listed all registered airports with information on runway length and composition, elevation and navigation aides and included and its position in longitude and latitude.

For South Pole station the position was 90 degrees South.

I’m getting dizzy.

If this were the South Pole location, would he be upside down?

Clever, and avoids some lame reference to the price of gas/diesel.

If you like being dizzy, take a compass to the north pole.

So – how’s business?

Took me a minute. Good one!

I would actually buy one of those if I didn’t have to travel so far to get it.

He was running for office but was behind in the poles.

You don’t need anything to tell which way the wind blows.

Is this guy related to the popcorn stand guy in “Close To Home”.?