Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 22, 2021

Let’s turn them down and merge with the other firm, The Pale

Merger-mania!! Bed, Bath and Beyond Williams-Sonoma Crate and Barrel Pottery Barn.

Well… Ok, but we’ll need a really creative name.

Is that how they were created?

Hey Mr. Lightyear, don’t you think it would be better if we merged with “To Infinity?”

They have a competitor for the merge – a high tech company called “To Infinity”.

Good idea, judging from the empty parking lot.

Beyond words. . .

That store isn’t just Beyond, it’s Way Out Yonder.

The CEO of the other firm is known for his halitosis, thus Bad Breath and Beyond.

Does “Beyond” for this store mean “kitchen” like it does in the combined store?

They want us to change our name to Yonder.

It looks like a remote area, maybe on the Fringe.

Wasn’t there a store next door to this one called “Infinity”?

It looks rather small; I’m guessing that is NOT the “Great Beyond?”