Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 20, 2021

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    Ratkin  5 months ago

    No reviews? That’s odd. They’ve got a scytheable clientele.

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    backyardcowboy  5 months ago

    All their clients are now off-line.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    They’ve got to get those “reviews” before they are gone.

    … ‘cause once they’re gone …

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    cdward  5 months ago

    Business is dead.

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    HappyDog Premium Member 5 months ago

    Even ghosts hate the damn things.

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    Prey  5 months ago

    Take a tip from Amazon, Alibaba etc. write the reviews yourself.

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    Kaputnik  5 months ago

    What would be the point? Everybody is a customer of yours sooner or later. It’s not as if you’re going to lure in people who were thinking of trying immortality instead.

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    garcoa  5 months ago

    100% effective.

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    lv2sew  5 months ago

    Clients? How did they get clients in the first place??

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    Maybe you can have someone ghost-write them?

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    The Brooklyn Accent  5 months ago

    That’s not true. There was one lengthy review by a Signore Alighieri.

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    Lablubber   5 months ago

    Four stars. My reaper was really grim.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    Now let’s figure out why we don’t get any repeat customers.

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    Daeder  5 months ago

    “For some reason our website always seems totally dead!

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    gopher gofer  5 months ago

    these guys are really a couple of dim reapers…

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