Welcome to Designer DNA, the Laboratory of Luxury Genetics where you can pick the pet or child of your choice.
You may already be familiar with some of our product line. There’s Cerberus; that’s us. The three-eyed fish from the Simpsons; us too. Our line also includes a find assortment of minotaurs, griffins and other chimera.
I think my cousin has dog from this lab. It looks like when God was done making all the other dogs, he had a bunch of spare parts left over and cobbled up my cousin’s dog. In fact we’re not sure he’s 100% canine.
Welcome to Designer DNA, the Laboratory of Luxury Genetics where you can pick the pet or child of your choice.
You may already be familiar with some of our product line. There’s Cerberus; that’s us. The three-eyed fish from the Simpsons; us too. Our line also includes a find assortment of minotaurs, griffins and other chimera.
I think my cousin has dog from this lab. It looks like when God was done making all the other dogs, he had a bunch of spare parts left over and cobbled up my cousin’s dog. In fact we’re not sure he’s 100% canine.