Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 10, 2020

★★★★★ Bleak

★★★★ Grim

★★★ Obdurate

★★ Cordial

★ Warm

She’d be in no condition to leave any kind of review online.

really, i mean, would it kill her to give a good review…?

He definitely works in customer service.

In order to give a review, she has to be spared…..

“He’s in the bedroom. Close the door on your way out.”

★★★★★"The guy was hilarious…He killed me."

If he did his job properly, how?

If you tell me how many stars I should give you, I will give you one.

I would be a repeat customer, if I could.

I thought it was,“Death be not proud…”

When you’re done, Mr. Death, she’s done. So no on-line review. What are you thinking?

One star review at Amazon because she got the wrong scythe.

Must have worked at Amazon before.

Better get the review now. Hell has only one dial up modem available. He can fit you in for the modem between 2:59:59 am and 3:0:00 am on February 30th, 2035.

“Dang! No one ever does the survey! What is their problem?”