I don’t get it.
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse. She’s dead, of course.
Lol, reminds me of the Farside with the snake sitting in a chair with a huge pig halfway in it’s mouth and the phone ringing.
What seems to be the problem? Speak up.
a ham sandwich for lunch gone horribly wrong
Good thing it was the front end in first….
Old-timey doctors are helpful every sow often.
Question? Is the pig going in or coming out?
Was that pig flying?
He was just walking along minding his own business when WHAM! Out of the blue! A flying pig slammed into his face / mouth!
hey doc – just push on my stomach real hard and see if it’ll pop out hey doc – I’m not a little hoarse – I’ve got a pig stuck in my throat hey doc – I was trying to be a ham and ended up being a chauvinist hey doc – just wanted to bring home the bacon hey doc – don’t judge me if I suck too hard when I kiss a pig hey doc – never try to catch a greased pig with your lips -(‘sorry’ just trying to let the pigskin juices flow!)
Actually, he should be seeing a Psychiatrist. He obviously is under the delusion he’s a boa constrictor.
I know plenty of people who love bacon, but this really is something!
This must be a variation of hoof and mouth disease.
It started when it was a piglet and grew from there.
thinking, in a pig’s eye…
At first I thought his head was some kind of clock…
All of these comments are so much funnier than any of Dave’s comics!
No, it’s not okay! Old-timey doctors are supposed to make house calls!
November 25, 2017