That’s supposed to be good news?
Another win for the “virtue signallers”.
Stock up while you can, people! They’ll have to pry my straw out of my cold, dead lips!
First I get swathed from head to toe, and now this? That’s the LAST straw!
Come a little closer, doctor. I have something for you.
My step daughter bought us metal straws for Xmas. Some are straight. Some are “bendy”. They came with a velvet pouch! I keep the pouch with two straws in my purse for when we are at a restaurant. So far, I have remembered to take them from the glass and return to my purse. Actually, cold drinks are much better with a metal straw!
I guess it would be good news if he was thinking litigiously & his extensive injuries were SOMEHOW caused by a straw…?
Aren’t IV tubes and catheters basically plastic straws?
This whole idea of communities banning plastic straws is farcical in the extreme! Plastic straws account for less than 1% of our garbage and 99% of the garbage floating in the world’s oceans comes from countries other than ours!
Get that poor patient the crazy straw from Liz Climo Cartoons right away. He’ll feel better.
No, the good news is the hospital has not banned surgical tubing!
“Can I have a catheter ?”
“The bad news is, we’re gonna get the liquid into you in the form of an enema.”
November 25, 2017