Maybe you should try a stove pipe hat.
Just pull it down a bit further to make sure you don’t lose it.
Perhaps a dunce’s cap.
Possibly just a hole in the top?
Try one with a chin string and put it behind the horn.
Try a disco visor.
Hats only look good on Unicorns from France…
He’s too horny to wear a hat.
The horn of a dilemma.
November 25, 2017