Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 26, 2021

Even the dog and cat have their own phones.

One of my favorites, Dan. It should be in your personal Hall of Fame.

Why witness that event, when you can see it on your iphone??

“Excuse me. Do you have a moment to talk about Zazoo, our lord and savior?”

Looks like they’re all coming to a convention.

They should have done a TikTok if they really wanted attention.

any guesses who the baby’s parent was before said parent wandered away without the baby?

Sagging kid needs a belt

It is as true today as it was 6 years ago… if not MORE SO!

I think the guy with a cane is faking.

Don’t bother me. Somebody’s posting pictures of a flying saucer landing in the park!

I’m more concerned about distracted drivers. I have to be really careful while crossing busy streets, even when I have the walk light.

Humans are always alert to their surroundings.

I thought aliens were little green men. Where are these dudes from?

I think the first move is to jam wi-fi before landing, if you actually want to talk to people and not just media.