Ooooh! Dark! Dark as the dark meat I’ll be feasting on! Stay strong, little bird. We’ll see you next year! Bwah-ah-ah!
If you’re lucky, you may be able to see what’s leftover of him.
Dad is in the service (or a least he is being served)
You see now? This is dark humor done right. Well played, Dan.
Happy Thanksgiving Day to all my favorite people!
Oh, look. They are reloading the feeders.
Why do they never show the commercial monster that is the food turkey? They are white with an oversized breast bone to produce maximum meat. All they need are 4-drum sticks makes it easier to carry so much extra weight.