THAT is a nuts’ cracker!
I hate when that happens.
Nutcrackers are scary! When we were in Germany everyone was buying nutcrackers. Ick. I don’t want them in my house.
That’s not a nutcracker, sweet.
Nutcrackers and lawn gnomes…perpetual Halloween.
This was meant as a punishment by her, because he did look under her skirt.
Gentlemen, if you thought ballet was for wimps, then you haven’t had your nuts cracked lately.
Whew. No jokes here about the material from which he is made. Keepin’ it G rated.
Great, on so many childish level, it’s great!
Yeesh! Right in the sugar plums…
And then the Nutcracker took his sword and….
Well, he’s a nutcracker, so turnabout is fair play.