“Sorry, I wal-nut renew this policy.”
These premiums are nuts!
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Good one Dan. Brought back memories of a semi-tame squirrel we had around where I lived back in the early ’70’s. Her name was Cashew. She open the sliding screen door to my place, come in and get raw peanuts from on top of my fridge. She was polite enough to take them outside to eat and never was destructive in the apartment. ( She’d shuck the peanuts and occasionally do her business on the porch of the guy living above me.) Cashew knew the guy hated squirrels. She also like to watch cartoons while perched on the top of my couch.
He’d have enough money squirreled away to retire, but unfortunately the policy is longer term than he is.