“Polish his golf clubs”. Very naughty.
Dear Forlorn, show him how to polish the fine furniture.
On Johnny Carson, many years ago, a famous golfer’s wife was on the show. She said that she kissed her husband’s balls before every golf game. Johnny said, “I bet that put starch in his putter!” The woman got up and walked off the stage!
Why don’t you polish them with him…..
Play guess where your golf balls are.. and let him dig them out.
Tell him and show him just how much you love him.
Go, Melania, Go!
Dress up as golf clubs.
June 28, 2014