Lola by Todd Clark for May 19, 2010
Sammy says, "Leeanne, do you think we'll get married someday?" Leeanne says, "Highly doubtful." Leeanne says, "You see, Sammy, I look at you as my 'starter' boyfriend. The appetizer, if you will." Sammy says, "So I'm just stuffed mushrooms to you?" Leeanne says, "Nothing that exotic. Fried cheese sticks at best."