The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for October 01, 2024

He eats her cooking.

And that’s riskier than skydiving or bungee-jumping.

Puts up with his Mother-in-Law.

if he names Loretta his beneficiary, he ain’t gonna have long to live

SOMEᴛɪᴍᴇs?!?

That’s not dangerous, That’s reckless, and an automatic rejection of your claim.

Ah, yes. The insanity clause.

Eats her food..

There’s probably an andemum, or, rider offered with the policy for that.

You mad fool!

Ohhhh snap!

Loretta disagrees with that statement.

And he’s in the car when she drives.

Then you’d better sign that thing soon.

Something he can’t win at.

foolhardy beyond belief…