Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 17, 2024

Just small tigers thinking of ways to murder you, really.

Thinking? We are talking about cats, right?

When I put food down… I’m sure it’s not “thank you” they’re mewing…

If it’s Cybil, it’s gin.

I’ll drink to that!

Chapter 1: Enslave All Humans!

It’s a trap!

And now we know how the comic called Lio ended and a comic called Cybil started.

I don’t think I want to know what that book says.

If I were the size of a lioness I’d chase you down and devour you!

Cue Dr. Akbar!

It’s simple:

“If I were bigger, or you were smaller, you would be noms.”

The tongue won’t be the only thing that the cat gets.

Truer words were never uttered

Cats know which side their mice are buttered

They tend to use us in their plans

(We’re here to open up their cans)

In other ways they tend to doubt us

Knowing they can do without us

Talk about “click-bait.” :)

Watch out, Lio — there’s Cybill, hiding in the bushes!