Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 06, 2022

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    suv2000  about 2 months ago

    It’s time to change the pool water

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    Imagine  about 2 months ago

    Too late to save your friend.

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    TampaFanatic1  about 2 months ago

    Just when Dad thought it was safe to into the water. Hard to believe Jaws was released 47 summers ago.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I think it is time to invite Red and Rover over.

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    jagedlo  about 2 months ago

    Lio enjoying his Saturday by fishing…

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    You just need the right bait.

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    ACK! Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Liō and Yorick gone fishin’.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  about 2 months ago

    Alas, Poor Yorick

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    tcayer  about 2 months ago

    How many people has Lio killed?

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    raybarb44  about 2 months ago

    The summer pool Laughing Piranha. Very dangerous, very dangerous indeed….

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    hofus1000  about 2 months ago

    I don’t get it. Why is Lio fishing in a kiddy pool? Why are there piranas in a kiddy pool? Why is he using a skull as bait? Why are the fish laughing?

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    kathybear  about 2 months ago

    Well, that’s what you get when you stock your pool with hungry piranha.

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    xaingo  about 2 months ago

    Oh Lio, you’re going to need more than piranhas to hide the evidence.

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    8francesco  about 2 months ago

    “Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a thousand times, and now how abhorr’d in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it.”

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    Bilan  about 2 months ago

    Alas, poor Yorick. They chewed you well.

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Lip must be forming an Island of Lost Schools!

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 2 months ago

    Piranha means “tooth fish” in Tupi, and yes, its sharp teeth are a prominent trait,

    But it’s not very likely to skeletonize you. It doesn’t deserve all the hate.

    When Theodore Roosevelt went to Brazil, he declared it the fiercest of fish.

    Well, we’ve learned that Brazilians had starved those piranhas. To put on a show was the wish.

    You might get a nibble when close to their eggs, and their jaw muscles really are strong,

    But the coroners say that the tales where piranhas eat humans alive are all wrong.

    The red-bellied ones tend to swim in big shoals, but that isn’t to hunt like in packs.

    They have the same reason as many small fishes: protection from hunters’ attacks.

    It does stand to reason that fishes that small would be loath to attack a large prey.

    They’ve sooner resorted to cannibalism. We humans could scare them away.

    In fact, there are species that don’t prefer meat, such as some that live chiefly on seeds.

    There is one with flat teeth in the genus Tometes that munches on just river weeds.

    Piranhas might go for a nearly dead human. The same could be said of a vulture.

    The latter’s not feared much, so why should the former? It’s simply a myth of our culture.

    —me

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    bnewt  about 2 months ago

    I think it’s time for Eva Rose mess with Lio.

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    vanaals  about 2 months ago

    Feeding time at the Amazon pool.

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    edeloriea14  about 2 months ago

    Watch out for those pihranas!

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    mikecurley  about 2 months ago

    Why are they laughing?

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