Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 29, 2021

Okay…

Doesn’t take no for an answer, does he.

And you ain’t, you ain’t/You ain’t got no lover/And you ain’t, you ain’t/You ain’t got no other/

I remember the feelin’ that I could be free/Now I know it could never never be me/‘Cause I’m on fire/Got myself on fire

“I’m on Fire” by Dwight Twilley

She’s so full of resources ♡.

… “CLEAR”…

Talk about halitosis!

Lio or a long-lost episode of “ER”?

Macabre, but so sweet

♪♫ You dun stomped on my heart

And you mashed that sucker flat

You just sorta stomped on my aorta ♫♪

— John Denver

She must have just eaten one of those super-hot pepper things.

Might want to rethink your choices in women. You’re not alone, most guys do this all the time. A lot of us do end up getting that girl, which we later regret……

at first i thought he had an easy bake oven

It’s not broken, Lio. Only burned.

AEDs are much easier to find these days

Now I get what the attraction is. She’s perfect for him.

Our resident harasser.

Certainly no Calvin and Susie. Or Louis and Taryn for that matter either.

Wonder why she doesn’t like him? He always is nice to her and even gives her presents yet she still rejects him!

Sorry, Lio, unrequited love can break a heart, and only love can mend it again.

Does she have a little dragon in her ancestry?