Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 09, 2021

Ze count vould razer not vant solar panels.

Maybe ze count vould be more inerested in ze garlic bulb dis"counts"!!

No sunlight please.

I think I’m gonna find me a ringtone that says “feedle feedle feedle.”

Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?

I didn’t know that Drac was the owner of Lio’s home…

I don’t see the problem. Any sunlight that hits the panels and gets converted into electricity is sunlight that’s not making Dracula combust.

Wow. A landline.

What kind of phone goes “feedle, feedle”?!

I get calls from “Greg with Energy Advocates” and “Justin with American Solar.” It’s the same voice. I once said to it, “Make up your mind!”

Gary, or rather Leopold, over at Scary Gary might be interested.

I guess rotary phones used to go feedle-feedle-feedle.

“Feedle”? Liō’s telephone goes “Feedle”?

FUNNY, FUNNY!

Feedle feedle feedle feedle? That kind of phone goes brrring brrring brrring brrring!

In the old stories sun light had nothing to do with it. That was created by the movies.