Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 25, 2020

aliens should’ve done a measuring before the beaming up

E.T.: Extra-big Thoomp

Lio is growing boy…

Not WD-40?

Butter might be inappropriate.

And this is why teleporting is far superior.

Lio, you may need to lose a few…

I KNEW that 3 in one oil was of alien origin.

How did his head get through? It’s the widest part of his body.

Something about probes… think I’ll just leave it there.

They need a more flexible sphincter.

Both arms up when going through a small hatch. Getting into the sonar sphere was like revisiting childbirth.

Lio’s not even that wide. These aliens are ill prepared for humans.

That doesn’t make sense. If you can get his head through the hole – it is plenty big enough.

I don’t have much confidence in the probing activities of clearly unprepared Aliens! When sufficiently oiled up, Lio, just squirt out and down to Earth again!

Does 3-in-1 Oil still exist?