THE MAGIC HAT IS EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. PLEASE CHECK BACK LATER.
Magic just ain’t what it used to be.
A transporter malfunction.
He’s being de-frosted! NOOOO!!
He was expecting Frosty and instead got 21st-century tech problems…
Must’ve been a faulty update.
The Magic Hat™ by Microsoft…security update installed, rebooting in 3…2…1…
It’s a good thing Olaf didn’t have to rely on a magic hat, he just needs to keep Elsa alive.
It turns snowmen into snow-Yog-sothoth
I hate it when that happens…
The magic hat was a freebie from some TV station.
Have you tried rebooting?
I hate Frosty the Snowman. That song stays in my brain all December long.
Between all the bugs and collective impact of pollution nothing works in the way it’s supposed to anymore.
“Happy birth-” plop…
There must have been some magic in OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS IT DOING?!
Wait, what’s the tag on that hat say?
“Manufactured in R’lyeh”
There must have been some magic in that old pillbox he found; Cause when he shoved it up his nose he began to dance around…
Every freaking time they “upgrade” this happens.
Darn! That’s a lost opportunity for the magical, musical turns of Frosty!