Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 28, 2019

You won’t have a love interest, Lio, if your snake finishes her off.

Everybody step up step up only a thin quarter!

You want to put a ring on her finger, not a living noose.

Eva is on the way to become Eeeva!

Lio demonstrated once again that she is his main squeeze…

You can always rely on a constrictor to give you a good cuddle.

Looking at her makes my eyes hurt. Mama has to hang a pork chop around her neck so the dog will play with her.

Lio is safer hugging by proxy.

And Lio wonders why she doesn’t like him.

smell a lawsuit coming (unless he gives her some of the profits)…

Accompanied by an instrumental of “Trust In Me”

Accompanied by an instrumental of “Trust In Me”

Why do I worry for the snake…?

fusilier

James 2:24

I’ve got you, under my skin…

Now Eva has both a bow and a boa in her hair.

I don’t understand his fascination with Eva, but I sure love the snake!

Is this some kind of memorial to the late Jim Fowler?

Better check her medical care. Does she have COBRA?

he’s tried being nice and courting her properly for years. maybe she’ll respond to this “bondage” thingy. who knows? maybe he’s finally found something that will rock eva’s boat.

Eva got wrapped!

Eva, always the star in Lio’s show!

I always knew Eva was a predator, but I had no IDEA she was from the Amazon!

“I don’t like spiders and snakes, and that ain’t what it takes to love me…”

What’s a little hug among friends? Oops, there goes the PC police after Lio

One way to win a girl’s heart is to get her an affectionate pet.

She IS going to kill you for this one, Lio….

They are tight.

Yet another reason why she wants to kill that harassing little fiend.

Crikey!

Frank is just a big, long lovable pet, giving Eva Rose a friendly and safe hug in hopes of helping Lio win her over.

I don’t know that Snake Therapy will work, though. Why does it always have to be snakes?

so very wrong, but oh so very tight.