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ADVANCED BROODING TECHNIQUES FOR THE ROMANTIC VAMPIRE WANNA-BE
They have spoiled the classic vampire.
Fangs for the memories, lady. I’ll “let” you go.
vampire wanna-be? lol poor Lio
Skip to the chapter on sparkles.
From the book spine – could be – Robert “Pattinson”. I suppose he does have “brooding” down rather well.
Times like this, I have to ask myself—-would I be one of those actors? the money, the women, the Caro syrup w/red dye 40? H*ll yeah…
In some ways Mop-head’s put-down of Lio is even worse than one of Eva Rose’s. It’s literate, yet popcult-savvy, and disdainful. For the record, I say Lio does a credible classic vampire!
On the contrary, she hasn’t beat him, she’s being encouraging. More importantly, she hasn’t beaten him up. I say Lio should nurture this relationship.
Love the first panel…Lio in all his glory.
She drove him batty.
No, Lio! Don’t go down the path of emo vampirism! That way only leads to sparkly mopeyness!
Or is that mopey sparkliness?
Either way, IT’S BAD! TURN BACK!
If I were a vampire, and someone handed that to me, it would be time to go Lost Boys instead.
Stick the the classics Lio, things always come back around.
if she’s not charmed, she’s not worth it, Lio
Shes cute. Go after her Lio. Then watch how Eva gets jealous.
Lio, some dark moonless night a cutie will get her fangs in you. a lawyer will bleed you dry,and the stake in your heart will stay till your coffin.
why does she have a polka dot top on in the first frame and not the second?
WWDD (What would Dracula do?)
Just one of the many terrors that pop culture has created and dumped on us. (Hey, Lio. Bite her! It might teach her a thing or two about vampires.)
Do you think this book might work on Eva in the future?
So I guess Lio came back from the moon over the weekend? Mark just let that thread snap off.
And where’s her handbag?
Didn’t you guys hear Ladyfingers86? She “probably attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry”. She just zapped off her dots then zapped her purse into a book for Lio.
The whole “whiny teen vampire” thing is a pain in the neck.
Woo hoo No more Eva I think he should pursue this one
Well Fright Night will hopefully bring back the biting Vampires
I would like to take the time to state that VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE! For those chronic “Twi-hards” I recommend Dracula, or for serious cases, Nosferatu
May 14, 2021
April 14, 2020