Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 13, 2011

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    margueritem  almost 11 years ago

    Another bully gets his.

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    comicgos  almost 11 years ago

    Ewwwwww… nasty!

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    Vista Bill Raley and Comet™  almost 11 years ago

    Too bad Calvin can’t use that one on Moe!

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    zero  almost 11 years ago

    Calvin in now in his 20’s and Moe is in prison for hate crimes.

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    Sisyphos  almost 11 years ago

    The fate of this cannon-balling bully is too horrible to watch, even for Lio. On the bright side, Lio won’t have to buy meat for his piranhas for a while….

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    wndrwrthg  almost 11 years ago

    As the water subsides from the bullies splashHis life before his eyes does fleetingly flashLittle piranha with teeth so sharpWill soon have him playing harpWhen they bite the blood does spurtMan, you know that’s gotta hurtThey rend, they chew, they swallow wholeTil nothing’s left but your bones, ya knowThey can strip a cow in a minute flatI’m thinking the kid will last less than thatSo here’s some advice, if your life you want to keepWhen Lio’s around, always look before you leap.

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    00Robin  almost 11 years ago

    Nothing left but the aftertaste now.

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    Nebulous Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Why the need to specify “FRESH WATER”? Piranhas ARE freshwater fish.

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    lewisbower  almost 11 years ago

    Hey Dad, can we get a dog. I got some bones.

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    Gargoylesama  almost 11 years ago

    Needless to say, but one should always remember to look before they leap.

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    montycantsin2  almost 11 years ago

    “Gray skies are gonna clear up,Piranha happy face;Brush off the clouds and cheer up,Piranha happy face…” —from Bye Bye Birdie

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    Destiny23  almost 11 years ago

    I wonder what their liability insurance premium is, considering how many law suits they must face every week! (Hard to believe, but the bullies’ parents might actually want compensation for their missing brats…)

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    legoboyfan12345678  almost 11 years ago

    that’s gonna leave a mark

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    JR6019  almost 11 years ago

    This is why reading is fundamental.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 11 years ago

    Lio is truly a master of biting satire.


    Today’s lesson: Stay in school, so you can learn about things like piranha.

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    freeholder1  almost 11 years ago

    Further lesson: you thought swimming with the sharks was a bad idea….

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 11 years ago

    The horror, the horror.

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    comicnut4636  almost 11 years ago

    That’s one way of taking care of a bully!

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    bestis2come  almost 11 years ago

    What comes around goes around. Justice… it’s a beautiful thing. Live by the mouth, die by the mouth. Careful what you wish for. Bad manners will make you a target for biting remarks… hey, for biting in all forms!

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    TELawrence  almost 11 years ago

    Lio could charge for this service—getting rid of neighborhood bullies.

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