Lio's Fresh Water Piranha Pool (No Swimming)
Another bully gets his.
Too bad Calvin can’t use that one on Moe!
Calvin in now in his 20’s and Moe is in prison for hate crimes.
The fate of this cannon-balling bully is too horrible to watch, even for Lio. On the bright side, Lio won’t have to buy meat for his piranhas for a while….
As the water subsides from the bullies splashHis life before his eyes does fleetingly flashLittle piranha with teeth so sharpWill soon have him playing harpWhen they bite the blood does spurtMan, you know that’s gotta hurtThey rend, they chew, they swallow wholeTil nothing’s left but your bones, ya knowThey can strip a cow in a minute flatI’m thinking the kid will last less than thatSo here’s some advice, if your life you want to keepWhen Lio’s around, always look before you leap.
Nothing left but the aftertaste now.
Why the need to specify “FRESH WATER”? Piranhas ARE freshwater fish.
Hey Dad, can we get a dog. I got some bones.
Needless to say, but one should always remember to look before they leap.
“Gray skies are gonna clear up,Piranha happy face;Brush off the clouds and cheer up,Piranha happy face…” —from Bye Bye Birdie
I wonder what their liability insurance premium is, considering how many law suits they must face every week! (Hard to believe, but the bullies’ parents might actually want compensation for their missing brats…)
that’s gonna leave a mark
This is why reading is fundamental.
Lio is truly a master of biting satire.
Today’s lesson: Stay in school, so you can learn about things like piranha.
Further lesson: you thought swimming with the sharks was a bad idea….
The horror, the horror.
That’s one way of taking care of a bully!
What comes around goes around. Justice… it’s a beautiful thing. Live by the mouth, die by the mouth. Careful what you wish for. Bad manners will make you a target for biting remarks… hey, for biting in all forms!
Lio could charge for this service—getting rid of neighborhood bullies.
May 14, 2021
April 14, 2020