Lay Lines by Carol Lay for February 17, 2020

Young Woman probably assumed the original columnist was dead.

When confronted by reality, duck.

Moral of the story….today is merely tomorrow’s yesterday.

So old people is not only horrid, but also violent.

unfortunately the young girl didn’t use her real address on the letter to the advice column so her neighbor was assaulted by some random old lady, reinforcing her stereotypes about the elderly

Young people always get hot when there’s something to say

Senior citizens got us in this mess today

Apples and pears when they’re ripe they fall down from the trees

Old people cling on to life like some kind of disease

Old people, they make young people scream

Old people, they make young people lay down and die

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Robyn Hitchcock – Young people scream

Kathy Bates in “Fried Green Tomatoes”, ’I’m old but have lots of insurance’, as she bashes the car of a couple of floozies.

Let ’em laugh- old age will happen to THEM someday, and it will begin sooner than they think !!! lol

There are a few categories people are still allowed to disparage and deride, old people and fat people. Gather ye raspberries while yet may.

“There was a little girl that had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good”…

She was young but she was and is a woman. You saw how her bikini bottoms were ½ coverage so you could see her buttocks cleavage. No girl would be allowed to wear that. And which beaches allows it now for adults?

When I was in high school the girls used to have those tall beehive hairdos. I always thought they were hideous.