It’s all a conspiracy.
If Aliens aren’t real, then how do you explain the Kardashians? Huh? Huh?“They” created reality TV to distract us from what the Aliens are really doing.
Kim is actually a member of the Dominion. Someone asked her to do her Cardassian butt trick and she got stuck that way.
You better believe there is intelligent life out there in the universe……Especially when they’re smart enough to not come here!
As always, the best guide to conspiracy theories is right here.