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LADY GAAAH

LADY GAAAH

 

AKA “The Gray Lady.” She is very frustrated, with very many things. Expresses it with clenched teeth and well chosen words, such as, “Gaaah!!” She MIGHT be a ghost.

 


JESUS

JESUS

 

He is a very, VERY good guy, with lots of strong opinions and excellent advice. He turns water into wine, what more do you need to know?

 


VESPERTINA

VESPERTINA

She is a night person, and loves a good blood martini.


DEATH

DEATH

His job description reads “Grim Reaper,” and he embraces his frequent flyer miles. He loves a fine latté.


IRIS

IRIS

Everything is Murphy’s Law with Iris, and she doesn’t learn from her mistakes.


MONESHA

MONESHA

Monesha is no-nonsense, sharp, could rule the world, and do it well; and she tells it like it is. So, don’t ask, if you don’t wanna know.

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