Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 28, 2022

They need some un-dressing.

Watch out for the basting tool.

Turkey leftovers can make a savory hot soup, and don’t forget to unwrap the giblets sack. Just be careful not to choke on a turkey bone. (—

Stay away from his flavor injector.

So, she wants the sausage stuffing?

The best finger-lickin romance she ever had was solo.

Makes her fall asleep just as fast.

All in all, sounds fowl.

I hate when that happens! No stuffing to speak of…☺️

Very funny, John, thanks. And here’s to a healthy and happy holiday season (and always) for you and your family.

Don’t miss out on the ham-bone…

She must be living an interesting life if she knows what it is like to have kissed a turkey

Give him a chance. He might be a good gobbler.

Nevertheless, she still took the stuffing.

BILL: OHH, BRIAN…Imagining you is the only way I can continue this farce.

BETTY: OHHH, BETH…Imagi…

BILL: Did you just say “Beth”?

BETTY: oops No, I said “Seth”. Uh, that’s your name…right?

BILL: I think this marriage just might work out after all.

Turkeys got lips?

Can you use “wish” and “bone” in the same sentence?

Ruts like a bull!

Turkey salad sandwich coming right up.

Neither turkeys or chickens are good at kissing. Ducks, now.

Whose fingers was she tasting?

looks like she takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’…

That’s why we need poultry seasoning on everything.

He should have included finger lovin’ as well?

…and he thought: “NOW I know what CD means…I was going to give that little hen some good stuffing, butterballs got in the way !”