[nsfw] it’s Bessie’s 80th birthday. She decides that she wants to try something she never did. She goes to the local bordello and asks the madam if she can be a hooker for one night. The madam calls three of her previest clients and tells them to come over for something new.
Bessie goes upstairs with the first client. An hour later he comes down with a huge smile on his face. Upstairs with number two, and another satisfied customer. She goes up the stairs with number three, and he also comes down beaming.
The madam asks Bessie when she’s coming back?
“I don’t think I’ll be doing this again, dear.”
“But the clients loved you.”
“I know, but climbing all those stairs? That wore me out.”
John, I DO like your take on these classic/vintage comics; I can remember them their first time around. I don’t know about you, brother, but “things get complicated when you get past 18” (“Class of ’57” -the Statler Brothers). It’s nice to be reminded of these simpler times; the present needs all our adult mature heads to deal with the insanity we all live with. As I’ve said, I love your work and your dry (martini) sense of humor. Keep up the good work, my friend.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 2 years ago
I’m a little early, but Happy Mother’s Day! Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/mom-goes-back-to-work/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
allen@home almost 2 years ago
A mother daughter act. A crowd pleaser for sure.
C almost 2 years ago
Stripped down
PoodleGroomer almost 2 years ago
The “Now Hiring” sign is painted on the wall.
PoodleGroomer almost 2 years ago
You have to have enough new talent to get 3 drinks into them before you bring out the older workers.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Sounds like a family that goes through a lot of Bumps and Grinds as life goes on to the beat of the music.
Differentname almost 2 years ago
[nsfw] it’s Bessie’s 80th birthday. She decides that she wants to try something she never did. She goes to the local bordello and asks the madam if she can be a hooker for one night. The madam calls three of her previest clients and tells them to come over for something new.
Bessie goes upstairs with the first client. An hour later he comes down with a huge smile on his face. Upstairs with number two, and another satisfied customer. She goes up the stairs with number three, and he also comes down beaming.
The madam asks Bessie when she’s coming back?
“I don’t think I’ll be doing this again, dear.”
“But the clients loved you.”
“I know, but climbing all those stairs? That wore me out.”
farfle1954 almost 2 years ago
Gypsy is that you?
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
she and mom can finally put their assets to work…
distortion almost 2 years ago
My mom was a nurse…but she liked to pretend to be a stripper.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
I always liked a Mother-Daughter dance team…knockers up!
michaeljwolff almost 2 years ago
Dare I hope that The Strip Club is a store specializing in bound collections of comic strips?
Another Take almost 2 years ago
“OMG! DICK TRACY IS IN DANGER! AGAIN! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING???”
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
There are very few strip clubs today. Now everything is free full frontal!
Nick Danger almost 2 years ago
Gypsy Rose Lee talking to her mother…
schaefer jim almost 2 years ago
Looks like she might get a pole tonight!
cleokaya almost 2 years ago
It is indeed show business
Thorby almost 2 years ago
John, I DO like your take on these classic/vintage comics; I can remember them their first time around. I don’t know about you, brother, but “things get complicated when you get past 18” (“Class of ’57” -the Statler Brothers). It’s nice to be reminded of these simpler times; the present needs all our adult mature heads to deal with the insanity we all live with. As I’ve said, I love your work and your dry (martini) sense of humor. Keep up the good work, my friend.
oakie817 almost 2 years ago
HIPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!!!
Gent almost 2 years ago
Ya means comic strip club? Ya must be cartoonists, eh.