Watch out tiger. You may burn yourself out.
Maybe, but it’s gonna be one fewer, buster. At least until I post it on all my social media accounts. Then, we’ll see.
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Maybe she’s saving herself for marriage. Good luck with that!
So you’re saying that you don’t know who gave you the STD that you gave me?
The most Dangerous thing in your just shorten life is a Women scorned !
Sometimes…. these comics…my mind goes to strange places…like..is she getting ready to pull her left arm back to punch him the face? Does she have a knife strapped to her thigh? If so, would it spoil the drape of the dress? Is she wearing anything under that dress? Does John put 2 spaces between sentences?
If only I could help him with his issues!
snrrk huh?! oh, sorry, i drifted off…
It is their fault! After all, they are the ones who are keeping him up all night.
Serious talks can reveal many facts….I frankly don’t wanna know….
I say that because they all enjoy sex with me…except you?
GAL: I don’t know – what do you have in common with Rock, Tab and James Dean? I know it’s not acting skills…
“If THEY made better choices then you wouldn’t have that nasty rash.”
Does he need a Blue Pill?
“But Honey, I sleep with a lot of women too, and I’m not incontinent.”
E’yup it’s them dang women who just keep seducing me. It’s not my fault. And a shot of penicillin will clear that right up.
Ironically, it was right after this that he ending up getting a lot of sleep…
“….I have no idea which one gave me the disease I passed on to you.”
Actually, all of the women you slept with, sans one, can blame you an that one woman.
… he said with a grin
John, about the “innocent until proven guilty”- that’s not how it works in a marriage; ask Shelaugh.
Poor fella. If he’s having trouble sleeping, he should try sleeping with the fishes, behind them, in the lake. Don’t hesitate – jump in with both feet, Joe!
I blame all the women I’m NOT sleeping with.
Perhaps the problem is that only one thing is happening with these women and that is sleeping
June 21, 2014