Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 29, 2022

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    John (Last Kiss) Lustig creator 4 months ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    pschearer Premium Member 4 months ago

    I was reading the other day that the International Standards Organization (ISO) has issued a standard for the design of dildos and buttplugs. Bureaucrats!!!

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    C  4 months ago

    She’ll get a charge out of that

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    meg_grif  4 months ago


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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 4 months ago

    Bring the batteries that keep on going.

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    michaeljwolff  4 months ago

    At the risk of sounding indelicate: maybe she needs bigger friends.

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    Olddog04  4 months ago

    Just how close is she to the butler?

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    Pedmar Premium Member 4 months ago

    This reminds me of a co-worker who, back in the 90s, had a pager. A friend asked her “what are you doing this weekend?” She replied, “Put the pager on vibrate and keep hittin’ redial!”

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    macky87  4 months ago

    Interesting. When I started to scroll down to read the gag, I saw her eyes and thought ‘Whoa, those look like eyes drawn by Frazetta!’ Nice to know that I still have enough brain cells firing to notice that. Thanks for sharing his art.

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    PoodleGroomer  4 months ago

    They have rechargeable permanent batteries. If you didn’t put them on the charger last time, you are spending the evening alone.

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    24 or 48 pack?

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    This one is solar-powered, you will have to use it on the front lawn.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 4 months ago

    ( Butler ) " She don’t pay enough for this job. "

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    The hell with pudding….the triple A’s are in bottom drawer…..will that be all, ma’m?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 4 months ago

    He’s thinking, “Well, another ho hum day at work.”

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 4 months ago

    She needs her little friends for play. Right?

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    Another Take  4 months ago

    GUY: I’ve been hearing that rumor again about how you only married me for my money, darling…

    GAL: That’s so ridiculous, Sydney. No go fetch my super-dark-tinted glasses so that I can stand to look at you while I tell you how much I love you. But don’t stand so close when I do…

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    basspro  4 months ago

    Why bring batteries he says with tongue in (I’ll keep it clean or maybe I’ll clean it for you) cheek. Of her butt ox.

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    MartinPerry1  4 months ago

    I heard that the stableboys and gardeners were quite disappointed by her decision. Oh well, maybe they’ll be lucky tomorrow.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    But, what should I tell that hunky guy waiting to see you?

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    Calvins Brother  4 months ago


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    rlaker22j  4 months ago

    me too movement andextra batteries and put men out of business

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    Our standard reference around here is Paco the pool boy. Poor kid can’t even afford a shirt, but he shows up every day just as I’m leaving. That’s dedication!

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  4 months ago

    A reminder we men are replaceable.

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    cleokaya  4 months ago

    The calls for a visit from the seven dwarves

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    montylc2001  4 months ago

    I used to go out of town a lot on contract jobs. I would joke that the local nuclear plant had to fire up an extra reactor when my wife was…ah…well you know. All of her “boys” were pugged into the wall.

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    Vet Premium Member 4 months ago

    Time to get out my big 10 inch….record of her favorite blues.

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    Donald Heller  4 months ago

    This is such a juvenile, sexist comic. So why do I love it so much?

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    you great pudding would be a great name for a gospel group…

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    freshmeet2030  4 months ago

    Frank was one of the best.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 3 months ago

    Off topic but, RIP Neal Adams. An artist’s artist.

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    Bill The Nuke  3 months ago

    She needs Bob. A battery operated boyfriend

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    syzygy47  3 months ago

    Gender reversed, and if that was me, charged up little friends would be my PS Vita, 3DS and emulation handheld, depending on my mood.

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