Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 23, 2022

If you don’t make promises, you can’t break them.

You’re in trouble for posing the question

Her: In trouble? No. Dead? Yes"

No, you need the experience.

Tell her that she has a beautiful body and see if she holds it against you.

He’s asking for a friend.

“What would you consider trouble, Joe? Itching powder in all of your boxer shorts?”

“I’m just practicing so that I can be a better man for you.”

Do you plan to put out a compilation book?

He looks like Mark Trail, Mark Trail would never cheat, he’s a woodsman!

Yes, Clark, yes you would. No more sexting with that Lana! And fix your hair, you look too much like Superman right now.

Re the original art: his name is Helen?

excellent question to never ask

If I were to cheat on you, would you leave me?

No, we’d try to work it out.

Damn, no use me cheating then..

You’re a scumbag to even ask…..

Only if they were playing strip poker.

You have the right to remain quiet ….

“Whoa dude, this is some great Sativa! Check my eyes – do I have Chinese eyes? I do, don’t I? Wanna hit?”

“They stopped selling Candy Cigarettes for some reason but they still sell Candy Pipes. I like the chocolate pipe stem the best. Wanna bite?”

“I don’t plan on cutting off your penis while you’re asleep, but if I did would I be in trouble?”

No, I would expect a threesome though!

“Just sayin’.”

“I mean, a guys gotta know these things.”

Take the “l” out of lover and it’s over!

“Not if you were already hoping for a gender reassignment.”

Just laying the groundwork….

“only if you define “trouble” as “me ripping that pipe out of your phiz and sticking it into your eye”"

Trouble? No. Mysteriously missing? Maybe.

“you’re in trouble only if you don’t invite me to join next time”

Another of the masters…

“If it was with a guy and you included me, not at all.”