Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 26, 2022

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    John (Last Kiss) Lustig creator 5 months ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text. (And my thanks to Mike Pascale for writing this gag so that I could take my birthday off—sort of.)

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    GreasyOldTam  5 months ago

    I got bored with adding a year to my age every year, so I started an inch to my height instead. Worked pretty good at first, but when I got up to 6 foot 8, I started getting funny looks. How about adding an inch someplace else, darlin’?

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Ah the old ignore your birthday and hide your real age trick.

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    pschearer Premium Member 5 months ago

    Many happy returns, JL. But at 69 it’s time to stop describing yourself as “late middle age”.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Your only as old as you feel , Looks like you would feel pretty good to me !

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    nosirrom  5 months ago

    So you’re going to pass on birthday sex?

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    Just a minute! I have to step out and get another box of candles for the cake.

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    WMORAN1  5 months ago

    Pro Tip = Lie about your age, tell people you’re much older than you are.

    If you’re 50 and tell people you’re 65 you’ll get a ton of compliments about how young and strong you look!

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    gopher gofer  5 months ago

    career girl romances is a great title for a magazine…

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    chmsam  5 months ago

    Mind over matter. You don’t mind? Then it don’t matter. Plain & simple.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    It’s comin regardless, sweetie! No use in fretting….

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    asaint  5 months ago

    Too bad…she used to jump out of a cake.

    Happy Birthday, John!

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  5 months ago

    Perfect comic – It’s my birthday TOO! (…and no I’m not telling what YEAR!)

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 5 months ago

    Happy Birthday Mr. Lustig. I’ll be hitting 70 this year and not hiding anything.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    ….until tonight when Bill is in my bed that’s when it is happening!

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    Bruce1253  5 months ago

    I’m proud of my grey hairs, some of them I earned the hard way. . . .

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    gcarlson  5 months ago

    Did that for my wife’s 50th. We even got together with her brother and his daughters in the Black Hills, and brought a cake for his 48th, but no mention was made of hers.

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    gcarlson  5 months ago

    Had but didn’t an execute an idea for her 40th – conspire with her workmates to act as if it were Wednesday the 26th instead of Tuesday the 25th.

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    gcarlson  5 months ago

    At 60 she finally embraced her age and celebrated at Disneyland.

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    Calvins Brother  5 months ago

    Pretend I gave you a Birthday present.

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    Another Take  5 months ago

    “Will darling. Halloween was months ago and yet I still catch you wearing my clothes. Is there something we need to discuss?”

    “Uh…I’m Will’s twin sister you never knew about… I’ve fallen on hard times and I sneak in here for fresh clothes and food? I’m…Will_hamina. Yeah. That’s the ticket!”

    “What a remarkable resemblance!”

    “Really? You bought that? Well then – you’ll be seeing a lot more of me!”

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    michaeljwolff  5 months ago

    I’m going to celebrate my birthday by asking Commander Straker if I can return to Earth early.

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    swanridge  5 months ago

    “But you look pretty good for 77 years old. Those pills really do work for you. Too bad they make your eyes purple.”

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    Dobby53 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Every birthday I tell anyone that asks that I’m halfway to my ’best by" date.

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    globalenterprize1990  5 months ago

    Gracie Allen, of the Burns & Allen comedy husband & wife, always claimed that she was born in 1908, and not 1898. She swore that if the San Francisco Hall of Records had not burned down in a fire during the 1906 earthquake, she could prove it!!!

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    cleokaya  5 months ago

    Every Happy Birthday should have a happy ending

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    Vet Premium Member 5 months ago

    I don’t celebrate birthdays either. I celebrate riding around the sun one more time.

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    erinurse2000  5 months ago

    I’ve never gotten the “ignore my birthday” crowd…I enjoy the heck out of mine!

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  5 months ago

    If it isn’t observed, it may or may not have happened.

    She’s using Schrodinger’s application of the uncertainty principle to stay young — or maybe young. Nobody knows until the box is opened.

    (Get your minds out of my gutter!)

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    SofaKing  5 months ago

    I don’t celebrate my birthday. I celebtrate the birthdays of Nigella Lawson, and the late great Malcolm Young.

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