Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 24, 2022

Good to know.

She just tells his wife to take a hike.

That went out of fashion 25 years ago

So if it’s his second marriage he qualifies?

And a first Date all expense paid trip to Paris ?

i wouldn’t find it hard to resist her charms since she probably reeks of smoke…

So P’Gell did make it to Paris every so often.

Or until at least they talk about getting a lawyer.

After divorce is legal….but ask to see the papers before going forward….

Evereee Fronchman claims he ees like zee Eiffel Tower eef you know what I mean. I hav not found eet to be so.

I was forced to leave America when my carelessly discarded cigarette burned down the Fox Christmas Tree. I thought I’d have better luck here in Paris.

“I refuse to be a home wrecker.” Marilyn Monroe to Arthur Miller.

… and still have money.

Well gee, that’s right nice of you.

Easy enough standards…..do you take credit cards.

Also I consider those contemplating divorce.

“I leave the married men for my husband to enjoy. And he won’t let me back in the house anyway until I quit smoking.”

So, doll, whattya do while you’re waiting?

So, does that mean the men you are interested in has to be married at least once? Hubby experience required?

It is good that she still has scruples.

“But see, we were never actually married anyway. So, no need to worry. Why was that? Oh well… I’m only 14… But why don’t you want to come back to bed?… And why are you schrieking and tearing your hair out?… "

On the same note, I never dated married women. Slept with them, but I didn’t take them anywhere.

“Marriage Counselor”!!!! I’m going to have to change my picture to a laughing one. This guy is pure genius!!!!!

“… And I’m the reason for their divorce.”