Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 03, 2021

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    allen@home  6 months ago

    Can i help you fill that bed up honey.

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    John (Last Kiss) Lustig creator 6 months ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    C  6 months ago

    Hard pass

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    PoodleGroomer  6 months ago

    How do you handle half pregnant?

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    Buzzworld  6 months ago

    “I just had my nails done.”

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    With a few lessons her bed would be all full.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    So…. In what condition is your “love box”? Or are you like this only at certain times of the month?

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    WMORAN1  6 months ago

    Reminds me of a joke from ‘Just Shoot Me.’

    “Of course I was there when you were born! I was in the waiting room, drinking brandy and smoking a cigar.”

    “That’s terrible!”

    “You think I should have been in the delivery room?”

    “No, I just realized that you could smoke and drink in a hospital, and these days you can’t do that in a bar.”

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    pcolli  6 months ago

    Half full = half empty.

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    Uhohcroc  6 months ago

    Look at the fingernails on that dude! I think she’s milking a dry cow!

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    michaeljwolff  6 months ago

    Not only that, but some idiot keeps putting a pea under my bed every night.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 6 months ago

    If I were him the empty half of the bed would be mine.

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    michaeljwolff  6 months ago

    OK, I’m going to go ahead and ask. What the heck is in that bowl the woman has in front of her?

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    scote1379 Premium Member 6 months ago

    A Simple NO Thanks would have sufficed !

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    sevaar777  6 months ago

    Optimistic, aren’t we?

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    otforever  6 months ago

    Wow, am I a lucky man! Back at my store I have on sale a single size bed.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Go on….I’m listening….

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    Another Take  6 months ago

    HER: “Your perfect hair, flawless skin and pedicured nails! Why do I always attract the gay guys??? Wait, you do know that I’m a chick, right?”

    HIM: “Well…now I do.”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    He: Leave the glass half empty, but I will full your bed in many ways.

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    MartinPerry1  6 months ago

    Sometimes I have a hard time believing just how much of what I believe is beauty in women was formed before I was ten.

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    swanridge  6 months ago

    “In other words, as soon as I finish my ice cream and you pay the bill, I’m taking the rest of the bottle of wine and going home, ALONE. You didn’t say you were a smoker in your profile! That makes you a liar AND bad in bed.”

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    suñña  6 months ago

    “Then let’s fill your glass now and your bed in a little while.”

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    schaefer jim  6 months ago

    Ooh a red head, have fun in the in the half empty bed.

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    Jml58  6 months ago

    When her glass is empty, her bed will be full.

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    Calvins Brother  6 months ago

    On the glass, depends on wether you’re drinking or pouring. The bed, coming or going.

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    After she finishes the bottle, the glass and whatever’s in the pot, maybe her opinion will change.

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    cleokaya  6 months ago

    Well, I am here to full fill your wishes

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 6 months ago

    some people just aren’t into women with half of a right arm.

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    gopher gofer  6 months ago

    and now she’s got his full attention…

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    Gent  6 months ago

    Need help to full fill your b…er… wishes?

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    Olddog04  6 months ago

    She’s not his type. Wrong plumbing.

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    David Huie Green-ToChargeForTruthIsToPayForLies  6 months ago

    “Let me fill you up, top you off.”

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    timzsixty9  6 months ago

    well, HERE….let me fill your glass AND your bed!!

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