Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 17, 2021

Reminds me of those “days without an accident” sign in factories. Only this would be “Dates without an STD” sign on the bedroom door. Or maybe some word other than “dates”.

Marjorie was quite the belle,

Born too late to be a “flapper,”

But it is sad to tell

She was instead a “clapper.”

Marjorie, what happens in Las Vegas is supposed to stay in Las Vegas.

Marjorie’s secret was out. One swinger’s club wasn’t enough to satisfy her nymphomania.

That’s why it’s called sloppy seconds !

So who was the SOB she left with?

The problem was the sob she let in!

The tune the other woman is tooting on the horn suddenly reminded Marjorie of that night in Istanbul with Ramon.

Sounds like a “floozy” club to me….LOL….luck lasts only so long…

Marjorie was quickly followed by the football team…

Someone has been playing with others and not telling her friends.

yikes!

that bottom banner.

(not sure what that is actually called in comic lingo)

They are called STI’s now.

He has tried every female swinger!

And with that, Marjorie was Gon… orrhea…

Marjorie has been their neighbor for 8 years and never knew about the club. She never gets picked for anything.

Brings new meaning to rigorous testing for infection …

In case no one has mentioned it yet, “Pie in the Sky,” a collection of Donald Duck and Uncle Scrooge comic book stories illustrated (and often written) by the wonderful William Van Horn, was released by Fantagraphics this week, and includes a handful of delightful stories written by John Lustig.

There have been, however, 2 divorces, 3 abortions, and one birth of unknown paternity.