Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 28, 2021

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    John (Last Kiss) Lustig creator 5 months ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    Bilan  5 months ago

    And he may leave a prince, er prints as evidence.

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    eromlig  5 months ago

    Well, how about that — once again, John, you’ve built a silk purse out of…well, you know.

    Good one!

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    electricshadow Premium Member 5 months ago

    Who thinks Meghan Markle might have heard similar advice?

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    montylc2001  5 months ago

    Hhhmmmm…..He doesn’t look like Jack Kirby to me….

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    sevaar777  5 months ago

    Cue the Megadeth song “Kill the king”.

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    nosirrom  5 months ago

    Elvis is dead, John.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    With Micheal Jackson, you might not know what he is going to do in his wonderland retreat. (Wonder whatever happen to it?)

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    scote1379 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Royal Privilege ?

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    Buzzworld  5 months ago

    “…by a penis the size of this pencil”

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    Gent  5 months ago

    But she will get the chance to cry on TV shows about it.

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    jrankin1959  5 months ago

    Just ask Wallis Simpson Windsor (in more ways than one).

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    gopher gofer  5 months ago

    try to feign interest when he offers to show you his royal decree…

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    bmckee  5 months ago

    I think that’s kind of what she’s counting on. There is a long and glorious history of women who were famous because they were Royally screwed.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    As long as she gets the family jewels she doesn’t care….

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    Vet Premium Member 5 months ago

    Doesn’t matter….”You and me baby…ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.” The Bloodhound Gang

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    coltish1  5 months ago

    Yeah, be careful of that Prince Andrew guy.

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    timzsixty9  5 months ago

    “I’m COUNTING on it, doctor!”

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    moderateisntleft  5 months ago

    “You’re husbands fine. But I’ll need to take YOUR temperature – with this rectal thermometer.”

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    MartinPerry1  5 months ago

    “So, put on your best act. Try method acting for your orgasmic role. We can rehearse now if you want.”

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    comixbomix  5 months ago

    And, ‘on the throne’, no less!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    Something, something, Royal Scepter, something,…

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    Indianapolis Smith  5 months ago

    “Take it from me… I’ve been there.”

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    Calvins Brother  5 months ago

    “Don’t look so suprised. C’mon it was just a joke!”

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    ferddo  5 months ago

    And he’ll go on a TV interview to blame it all on his family…

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    ChessPirate  5 months ago

    “But be careful, he’s very kinky.”

    “You mean ‘Kingly’?”


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    suñña  5 months ago

    The only time that could be a good thing.

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    alexius23  5 months ago

    Diana should have seen this before her marriage to Prince Charles

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    craigwestlake  5 months ago

    “But thank your lucky stars for Noblesse Oblige; he HAS to use condoms”…

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    Zykoic  5 months ago

    Ruler have 12 inches.

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    WoodstockJack  5 months ago

    What is that sparkly thing on her noggin?

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    seamusrmacdonald  5 months ago

    She needs to remember that a ruler has 12 inches!

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    David Huie Green-Life is good  5 months ago

    “…always have been.”

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