Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 07, 2021

Wait a couple of years.

I hope she keeps her opinion and doesn’t poop out on the test of motherhood.

“Here’s to the happiest days of my life/Spent in the arms of another man’s wife/My Mother!”

Soon that innocent little tyke will turn into every parent’s worst nightmare…a teenager.

Awwww! This is so sweet! Nothing can compare to the love and bond of a mother and her kids!

Here’s to Moms everywhere, but especially mine. She turns 90 this month!

Don’t worry kid, you’ll grow out of it.

There was a strip in MAD Magazine about how mothers get all sorts of mementos bronzed. First baby shoes, etc. It the last panel, she’s looking into the pottie, and the voice over says, “Will she or won’t she? Only her bronzer knows for sure.”

And your Daddy is perfect,too!

INCOMING! or maybe OUTCOMING!

Because you’re not mine.

All nine of us said the same thing.

If babies weren’t cute, the species would never have survived.

“What a great surprise; my boyfriend will be so happy. He didn’t even know I was pregnant”…

could be apocryphal, but i heard that my mom asked the nurse if she could give me back…

Don’t do it, don’t you dare , Don’t Spit up on Mom ! ( Oh Sh#t , Euuwwwwww )

that same joke would work if she was holding a cat too