Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 03, 2021

If it is only for the summer, don’t sign a prenup.

Worse — it’s only until the Main Wife returns from Europe.

Mom’s answer: “Before anything, ask for a good advance.”

AKA “Sugarbaby”…

That Long ?

So are you going to the beach to get bronzed?

And he promised me it wouldn’t be a tough job. All I have to do is lay back and relax the whole summer. The down side is that the income isn’t very big.

I’m sure there will be full benefits and a pay raise every week for services rendered!

A part time job. That’s what happens when you wait until AFTER award season.

I am looking forward to seeing his trophy!

Anyone seen Melania lately?

Her Mom is thinking: “Oops! I’d better send her my list. Wouldn’t want overlap.”

Could you post her resume and qualifications for everyone else to review?

What does that pay?

Finally a job that pays and which the majority of the tasks can be done without even leaving bed

“Hopefully next year I’ll move up to Fulltime Mistress.”

There are online “dating sites” that cater to college girls and sugar daddies.

It’s really only an internship to see if she’s got what it takes …

A grad school classmate of mine told us several times that her career goal was “trophy wife”; I finally told her that should I ever find myself rich & single, she was more than welcome to audition for the job………

Cracked the whole class (including her) up.

And I should mention, she was standard grad-school age of mid-to-late 20s; I was early 50s.

She just heard ‘job’. She assumed the rest.

“And if I work hard I could land a permanent position”…

Melinda and Bill are tired of each other and an opening with Bill will be available soon.

The art continues to look like Johnny Craig’s, post-EC