“Shopping Consultant "?Could she be one Macy Von Tramp?
I was looking at the jewelry in COSTCO (I like sparkly stuff) and a man was standing really close to me. He stayed with me when I would move to another section, so I turned to him and said “see anything you’d like to buy me?” He turned all red and walked off. I don’t know what he was up to, but I don’t like my space invaded.
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let me get out my checkbook…
Well, Heaven forbid I should buy you something you didn’t like!
I had a girlfriend like that once. High maintenance!!
Hmm, what do we get in return?
Zsa Zsa Gabor was talking with a young woman. The lass told her that she’d broken up with her boyfriend. He’d given her a fur coat, a diamond ring, a car and a stove. Did Zsa Zsa think she should give him the presents back?
‘Just the stove, darling.’
I guess Steve Earle now has an answer to his question.“And I ask you, friend, what’s a fella to do ?’Cause her hair was black and her eyes were blue.”
Sorry Ma’am it appears we have a conflict of interest.
Veronica Lodge: The Adult Years.
Wow! I’de like to rummage through HER closet any day….
Good day to contribute to a charity also.
And I am a sex consultant, I know what women like and give it to them.
My wife. I man the computer she selects. If using the iphone I hold it and she scrolls it. She then asks for the money. I give it to her. She gives it back to put in the bank and then online orders. It does get me out of the house for a while.xD
I suspect there’s a part of the transaction she failed to mention…
“Well, Honey, it’s yours and it’s free, BUT it’s not exchangeable or detachable”…
Thereby improving chances of satisfaction.
I have money in my trousers and a large wad!
June 21, 2014