Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 24, 2019


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    john creator about 2 months ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Reminds me of my favorite pickup line, “I’m not really this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”

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    chris_weaver  about 2 months ago

    ♫ I got the brains, you got the looks – let’s spend lots of money! ♫

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    juncarlo  about 2 months ago

    “And stop crying, I told you that size is not everything.”

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    fuzzbucket  about 2 months ago

    Great philosophy, but I’m not rich. Dammit.

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    WMORAN1  about 2 months ago

    At our yacht club the average age is 40. All the men are 60 and all the women are 20!

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    cdward  about 2 months ago

    See La Cucaracha.

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    GoComicGo!  about 2 months ago

    But how long before she’s beautiful, young, rich and single?

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    J Short Premium Member about 2 months ago

    He was trying to give her a pearl necklace, when this happened.

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    nosirrom  about 2 months ago

    It was difficult decision but she couldn’t pass up the dreamy Pool Boy, Tennis Instructor, and Chauffeur.

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 2 months ago

    “There’s no crying in Gold-digging!”

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 2 months ago

    “Uncle George, I don’t want to play this game anymore…”

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    David Huie Green  about 2 months ago

    “She gets up and pours herself a strong one

    And stares out at the stars up in the sky

    Another night, it’s gonna be a long one

    She draws the shade and hangs her head to cry"

    from Lyin’ Eyes, Eagles

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    scoutmaster77  about 2 months ago

    What’s love got to do with it…

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    Jml58  about 2 months ago

    You lied to me. You said you were eighty, but you are only sixty.

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    craigwestlake  about 2 months ago

    “And just the thought of how handsome your money is brings a tear to my eye”…

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    Vet Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Tears of Joy but……….Joy to the world was a beautiful girl but to me Joy meant only sorrow (Joy by Nilsson)

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 2 months ago

    Here! Let me wipe that tear with this hundred dollar bill!

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