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Reminds me of my favorite pickup line, “I’m not really this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”
♫ I got the brains, you got the looks – let’s spend lots of money! ♫
“And stop crying, I told you that size is not everything.”
Great philosophy, but I’m not rich. Dammit.
At our yacht club the average age is 40. All the men are 60 and all the women are 20!
See La Cucaracha.
But how long before she’s beautiful, young, rich and single?
He was trying to give her a pearl necklace, when this happened.
It was difficult decision but she couldn’t pass up the dreamy Pool Boy, Tennis Instructor, and Chauffeur.
“There’s no crying in Gold-digging!”
“Uncle George, I don’t want to play this game anymore…”
“She gets up and pours herself a strong one
And stares out at the stars up in the sky
Another night, it’s gonna be a long one
She draws the shade and hangs her head to cry"
from Lyin’ Eyes, Eagles
What’s love got to do with it…
You lied to me. You said you were eighty, but you are only sixty.
“And just the thought of how handsome your money is brings a tear to my eye”…
Tears of Joy but……….Joy to the world was a beautiful girl but to me Joy meant only sorrow (Joy by Nilsson)
Here! Let me wipe that tear with this hundred dollar bill!
June 21, 2014